tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60325152011-04-21T18:59:57.309+01:00busy doing nothing working the whole day through trying to find lots of things not to do........lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comBlogger3771100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1131193901502146472005-11-05T12:31:00.000Z2005-11-05T12:31:41.516Z

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1130187390266694382005-10-24T21:31:00.000+01:002005-10-24T21:56:30.320+01:00

right well thats seven xmas presents sorted. this year is defo a right on xmas, with a token present for the person but the main gift is for a poor person in africa.if anyone knows how to treat muscular pain properly and permanently then please let me know.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1130100260244445432005-10-23T21:28:00.000+01:002005-10-23T21:44:20.290+01:00

shayne is going to win. its a one horse race, lets hope hes hung like one.i've designated november as gig month. looks like i'll hoepfully be hanging will the kool people at kubb, coldcut and ian brown. p.s. my uncle was on antiques roadshow tonight. looks like the little cherry perfume thing my mam was after when my nana died is now worth 3-5k. cool!!

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1129672540182124802005-10-18T22:41:00.000+01:002005-10-18T22:55:40.186+01:00

too much to do, not enough hours in the day.my dinner tasted mouldy, even though i couldnt see any.we are alive for only a fragment of time.and some shites think its best spent torturing animals.i dont believe in life after death, but for some people i do wish they would burn forever.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1129474475248229762005-10-16T15:43:00.000+01:002005-10-16T15:54:35.300+01:00

We've been going out together now for seven years but i feel recently you have just let me down too many times. The straw that has broken the camels back is when you unexpectedly left me this week and not telling me when you would be back. I have been faithful to you all this time, apart from when we were 'on a break' for 18 months. But in the past few weeks it just hasnt felt the same. I see you

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1128968573365576132005-10-10T19:08:00.000+01:002005-10-10T19:22:53.370+01:00

i have been establishing what minnowtown would consist of. and here it is:- a farmers market. complete with nice beets, duck eggs and fantastic cheeses. would sell asparagus bunches for 60p, like irl on saturday.- a nice bead shop. hopefully the one in covent garden will live up to expectations as a model for the MT version.- a nail bar. not as cheesey as kates nails in 'stenders. more like the

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1128709906112787342005-10-07T19:05:00.000+01:002005-10-07T19:56:57.576+01:00

i dont actively purchase any newspaper, i read the sun and guardian online, bbc news is on all day in the office and theres always a free metro knocking round on the tube. i have noticed, that without parental guidance stickers, the granuiad has a fair few swear words in. not that i'm bothered of course, but its more of a sign o' the times, like prince said. id prefer my kids to read the granuiad

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1128457530262849522005-10-04T21:03:00.000+01:002005-10-04T21:25:33.463+01:00

i sometimes look at adverts for films and wonder who would want to go and see them. the latest one i have seen is 'lord of war'. considering the topic, and the general theme is nicholas cage sells guns and tanks to people i'm not tempted. i mean, dont people watch the news? surely the lord of war is bush, and every day there is death from a bombing in iraq and 1,900 US soldiers dead.there are

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1128290271238246052005-10-02T22:22:00.000+01:002005-10-02T22:57:51.280+01:00

there are so many new albums coming out that i need. i love the new sugababes single, sooo catchy after only a couple of listens. music is one of my support mechanisms, it can soothe a lot of painful situations, make me laugh boogie or cry. i like findin jems, and feeling like im the only person to have discovered them.like i love the song from the new orange advert, the one about the blackout.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1128102850022763922005-09-30T18:34:00.000+01:002005-09-30T18:54:10.036+01:00

minnow has been otherwised engaged this week. monday night was the first time ive been the customer at work. it was great. had a full menu from chinese, indian, thai, japanese and european to choose from and a full fridge of beers wines and drinks. then tuesday night was team event. a short 'ghost walk' around olde nodnol, followed by pizza at pizza express.wednesday night minnow charged

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1127936862873904542005-09-28T20:31:00.000+01:002005-09-28T20:47:42.906+01:00

armed and dangerous dolphins on the loosenight out ends in dustbin near death experienceand finally, children lick toads to get high

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1127669265634967072005-09-25T17:45:00.000+01:002005-09-25T18:27:45.640+01:00

nyc was great. there are defo better shops than london, more individual boutiques and pieces that you wont find all over in identikit chain shops. the food was v good too, if you are over there you must try suba, and asked to be sat in the grotto. i tried the monkfish speciality and it was on of the best dishes ive ever had.they could do with spending some money on the roads and 'sidewalks' as

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1127506743267705292005-09-23T21:03:00.000+01:002005-09-23T21:19:03.276+01:00

the wedding was lovely, i got totally trashed which was nice and had a good old boogie at the disco.everythings been such a blur recently, you can certainly say its not boring here. ive been to the hospital and had a chat with the surgeon. after considering all the potential problems, ive decided to go ahead, even though im totally shit scared. i shall be in hospital probably just an overnight

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1125953358928725522005-09-05T20:41:00.000+01:002005-09-05T21:49:18.976+01:00

maybe i shouldnt have had a bottle of wine the night before, as packing lots of delicate things for a wedding in manchester at 6am isnt a good task in any state. i'm not too bad, and with a quick brekkie then im out of the house and on my way. i travelled up by pendolino train and enjoyed the speed and tilt. it even showed if the seats were reserved on a little electronic display and had

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1125665801623462712005-09-02T13:53:00.000+01:002005-09-02T13:58:46.176+01:00

i was going to post something along these lines later, but when i saw it put so precisely then i couldnt resist:Taipei's Taiwan News:"New Orleans may go down in history as the first major city in an advanced country to be lost to the process of global warming... We sincerely hope that the Bush administration will take the call from Hurricane Katrina and reconsider its energy and environmental

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1125523841811736612005-08-31T22:00:00.000+01:002005-08-31T22:30:41.853+01:00

getting up wasnt as harsh as yesterday. the painter turned up and i left my house, wondering if there would be any of my possessions when i got home. he seems to stand like a toy soldier, all feet together and bowed head.its a really hot day and as i am walking to work disaster #1 happens, in my great effort to get thin, i find im too fat for my choice of work skirt. cant go back to the house, as

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1125497867945292812005-08-31T15:15:00.000+01:002005-08-31T15:17:47.950+01:00

great apple story here and for your baby here

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1125434504804687852005-08-30T21:19:00.000+01:002005-08-30T21:41:44.826+01:00

today was one of those days, i knew from the sick feeling in my stomach telling me i didnt want to go to work.firstly the painter rings to say he cant start today, in a way i am relieved as i dont have to face him. but then again i was hoping for all of the work to be done by the weekend.i get to work after feeling smelly and sweaty. its a quiet day, i normally have two really busy weeks followed

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1125247129966650012005-08-28T17:16:00.000+01:002005-08-28T17:38:49.993+01:00

things i have learnt over the last week:what nigiri and maki are.that i can eat eel.what a maiden is.steve harmisons nickname is gummy.i dont have gallbladder disease, just bad wind.oysters are great.i can find a painter.what an ellipsoid is.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1123617195519508482005-08-09T20:46:00.000+01:002005-08-09T20:53:15.526+01:00

do something meaningful, support EIA todayafter that, buy this now!

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1123365847435101592005-08-06T22:44:00.000+01:002005-08-06T23:09:32.536+01:00

woo had a great day today, went to fruitstock in regents park. one of the things that made it a great day was that we had tickets for the VNP area. (very nice people, as its run by innocent, as opposed to very important peeps.)so we had many many glasses of pimms, lots and lots of flutes of proper champers and then several glasses de vino. all free, as was the very tasty bbq, ice cream, fruit and

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1123077633151420242005-08-03T14:59:00.000+01:002005-08-03T15:00:33.160+01:00

yesterday at the pool i went in the deep end, which for me is quite scary. I had to go under the water and try to sink to the bottom which restored my confidence loads. i also learnt a bit about how to swim to the side, and to go from backstroke into treading water. for some of you expert swimmers out there, you dont know how cool this has been for me, overcoming such a big fear and learning how

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1122930023448533742005-08-01T21:49:00.000+01:002005-08-01T22:00:23.453+01:00

yes today i had my first swimming lesson. and i learnt many things. i learnt how to breathe whilst doing front crawl, and the confidence to swim backstroke for the first time in over fifteen years. then i learnt a little bit about treading water. unbeknownst to me its mainly in your hands!!! anyway im going to need more confidence and more practice, but still four more days to go!!i spent last

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1122836595118226232005-07-31T19:51:00.000+01:002005-07-31T20:03:15.123+01:00

i feel i have to blog about probably the worst big bro contestant ever, orlaith, or as she is known to me oral.oral seems to be every mans dream, she has the perfect body and a reasonable boat. she even has a 'sexy' accent, as someone has mentioned. however irl, she would probably be the worlds worst girlfriend. the constant application of make-up and crying puts men off, even if her dull

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1122753453152900352005-07-30T20:37:00.000+01:002005-07-30T20:57:33.210+01:00

some random thoughts for the weekend..we eat 640,000 tonnes of cheese in the uk every year, i love cheese.why would a suicide bomber be afraid of being shot? surely he should be ready for death?why are people so up in arms over grand theft auto having a bit of hidden sex in it when shooting people to smithereens in the rest of the game is ok?wheres the best place to party for xmas and new year?

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1122674379942846092005-07-29T20:55:00.000+01:002005-07-29T22:59:39.986+01:00

the leeds side streets that you slip downthe run now officially is 2km long with only a small pause to stroke the nice cat round the corner. other than that i am very pleased with the progress made, i no longer feel a fat napper could out run me. running is temporarily suspended for five days next week when it is being subsituted for swimming lessons. big pat on back :)

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1122579594274620592005-07-28T19:55:00.000+01:002005-07-28T20:39:54.320+01:00

yes theres panic on the streets of Nodnol.getting ready for work i find out there are arrests where i live in south london, low and behold it is the street i walk along every day. when returning home this evening there were armed police officers at the station and also going down to the platforms. and I mean armed.i noticed last week that someone had tied two iraq flags to the street lamps above

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1121891034812161372005-07-20T21:00:00.000+01:002005-07-20T21:23:54.816+01:00

started running today and got to the buses bit, and then had a stitch and had to walk back v disappointed. :(today i learned another reason why i bought my ipod. the audi-oh is a vibrator you plug your ipod into and u listen to the music whilst the audio-oh vibrates to the music. it is a pearl shaped stimulator with a soft silicon butterfly and thin elastic harness to strap in place. only £50....

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1121803545814776122005-07-19T19:50:00.000+01:002005-07-19T21:05:45.860+01:00

still going strong, had a night off last night and so pounding the pavement today was 'relatively' easy. i say relatively, that einstein has a lot to answer for. had an odd phone call at home today, around tea time. some call centre firm called tulip, which are selling mobiles. anyway after a load of faffing when i said to take me off the mailing list i got two calls back, both 'highly offensive'

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1121285564015846702005-07-13T20:42:00.001+01:002005-07-13T21:12:44.020+01:00

its a sick discovery that the london bombers deliberately travelled from kings cross north, south, east and west to create a 'burning cross'. one of them couldnt because either his bomb did not detonate or the northern line was closed so couldnt get on it. as the city gets back to normal, the pile of flowers near edwgare road station gets bigger. the police are still manning the stations and the

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1121113147786392642005-07-11T21:07:00.000+01:002005-07-11T21:19:07.793+01:00

its been an odd few days, to say the least.after the confusion and shock on Thursday, I flew to madrid for a hen weekend, which gave me a chance to forget about it for a while. yesterday I came back and took the tube for the first time since Thursday morning. I wasn't that afraid, as it was late on Sunday evening, but I had read the Sunday telegraph on the plane and had the descriptions of the

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120776828082472762005-07-07T23:47:00.000+01:002005-07-07T23:53:48.086+01:00

I am ok, if not still a bit shocked. today the northern line was not working, so i had to take a bus, and then was chucked off the victoria line. the fact that this is not to be unexpected with london transport, meant that when i went into the office i wasnt that aware of what had happened, just that there was lots of police and fire vehicles outside the office. but that happens regularly after

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120684808810089672005-07-06T22:02:00.000+01:002005-07-06T22:20:08.846+01:00

at 12.46pm today, an audible cheer indicated we have won the bid. good to see the british public managed to let out some exictement at midday on wednesday. am very pleased. it was beckhams chavtastic white shell suit that swung it.talking of fashion, i have made a fabulous outfit discovery. on sunday i bought a green top, very eighties, with a pink sequined butterfly on it. was unsure at first,

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120599565081135582005-07-05T20:12:00.000+01:002005-07-05T22:39:25.140+01:00

day two and i'm still peaking at ten minutes. i have a mantra now of 'no pain no gain' which is working, and i reckon that ten minutes four times a week is better than nothing. maybe next week i will manage fifteen. hopefully. jogging of course.success is on the cards as not only have i found someone who has completed the base camp mount everest trek but i have found a way of combining supporting

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120507915099151872005-07-04T20:58:00.000+01:002005-07-04T21:11:55.103+01:00

i have made the decision to finally try and move the baby mountain that is my buddha belly. so i initially had planned on a 30min jog, that became a twenty minute target due to being late home from work. however on execution i only managed ten. at least its a start. at least its free. i imagined that i was witho and i admired the gorgeous willow trees that are my favourite british trees.i came

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120385049029271412005-07-03T10:51:00.000+01:002005-07-03T11:04:09.033+01:00

in an unlikely scenario the few words vanessa has spoken in the big bro house have indeed been true. saskia has confessed all, and therefore making her a prosser. well done. although her pimp looks like hes been practicing with a punch bag with maxwells face on it. she even got a mention at live 8, as the crowd were thanked for getting rid of her.there must be a national campaign for the floyd to

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120317114596168112005-07-02T15:52:00.000+01:002005-07-02T16:11:58.930+01:00

firstly id like to say that although i applaud the intention behind live 8, and have supported make poverty history since christmas, the major major problem i have is with those lucky shits watching in hyde park, berlin, rome, dublin, and especially philadelphia.tomorrow i am going here i bet not even 5% of the crowds at any of these concerts buys fair trade goods or goes on holiday to africa. i

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120259542919593202005-07-02T00:10:00.000+01:002005-07-02T00:12:22.923+01:00

tits ooooot

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120216732432079262005-07-01T12:15:00.000+01:002005-07-01T12:18:52.436+01:00

in the big bro house oral-ith asks anthony "Are you two in a love relationship type thing?" geordie boy says:"Look, just because I've got a sun tan, like to wear pink, I'm a hairdresser and a dancer, it doesn't mean I'm gay..."

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1120163543641686592005-06-30T21:25:00.000+01:002005-06-30T21:32:23.646+01:00

many people ask wny i became minnow. well actually min is an ancient egypt god of fertility, so min-now explains it all. i am a genius.I'm having trouble believing that the gillian mckeith diet really makes people happy. even 'poop idol' michelle mcmanus was saying that she wouldnt go back to nachos and pizzas. so far this week I have eaten baked salmon, three bean salad, brown rice and loads of

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119983947064850692005-06-28T19:35:00.000+01:002005-06-28T19:39:07.073+01:00

all quiet on the blogging front. im experiencing the first tinges of packing it all in, purely because I reckon im blatantly unpopular. true most of my posts are utter canine excrement, but neither a slating comment or word of praise seem to be forthcoming. also the sheer high standards from the people over there on the rhs puts me to blogging shame. I am the netto of blogger.still, I feel like

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119903481222848552005-06-27T20:16:00.000+01:002005-06-27T21:18:01.266+01:00

right now im a bit upset about a few things so to distract me im looking for holidays.i did really want to do base camp mount everest trek, but am very scared of heights and there seem to be quite a few trecherous climbs and ropey old rope bridges to cross. so am thinking of a compromise where i get to see everest, do some easier treks and visit the chitwan national park to try and see some

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119704806283580982005-06-25T14:04:00.000+01:002005-06-25T14:06:46.290+01:00

who decided to put vicky pollard in the big brother?

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119558572105099842005-06-23T20:54:00.000+01:002005-06-23T21:29:32.110+01:00

for a long time i was stuck in a rut at the bottom of a large hill. i found my 4x4 gear and left the quagmire but careered off track for a while. i recovered my route by fluke and then accelerated up the hill.right now i feel like im just at that stage where the engine is straining and you need to change gear. im keeping my foot on the gas, ready to shift up. on my climb up the hill there have

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119390442135594052005-06-21T22:28:00.000+01:002005-06-21T22:47:22.140+01:00

have had a really horrid day today and yet in some way it wasnt. i felt really odd, spaced out, hot, tired and unable to think to the point where i almost went home because i felt so ill. but i struggled on regardless.i eventually started feeling a bit better at around 4pm and by then had made progress on a few items. seems like i am turning the corner in lots of projects at the moment and

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119296821120174482005-06-20T20:11:00.000+01:002005-06-20T20:47:01.166+01:00

yesterday was a blinder, in more ways than one. decided to go to clapham common for a late lunch and beers in the sun. managed to pop on some shorts and t that looked ok and made my way to the pub. surprisingly there were tables outside and the bar wasnt too crowded. had some yummy fish cakes with chips and lots of beers.we headed over to the train station, and helpfully there were plenty of

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119180999294927792005-06-19T12:31:00.000+01:002005-06-19T12:36:39.300+01:00

not only is the sun shining and it looks like it will last all day, but i am lined up for a wicked days entertainment. shortly i will be popping out for a nice relaxed lunch by the common, then will hop over to twickenham to see the greatest band in the world, U2.i'll be singing from our front block seats... yahwehhhh!!!!soooo excited!!

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1119048297170423372005-06-17T22:52:00.000+01:002005-06-17T23:44:57.223+01:00

had the most amazing day out today. as our team day out we went to thorpe park. it was brilliant, and thoroughly enjoyed the whole day, despite initially thinking otherwise.i used to go to theme parks every year, our annual school trip was to lightwater valley where basically we used to shit our pants on the rat (a rollercoaster in the dark) and the super looper, the UK's first double looper and

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1118776226496069692005-06-14T19:47:00.000+01:002005-06-14T20:10:26.536+01:00

michael jackson shocked the world today by announcing that he wasnt going to share his paedo-styled love shack bed with boys from the ages of 9-13 (before dumping them) anymore.sam, derek and roberto are all up for noms in bb. sam fave to leave....latest technology means that every home is network ready. only a matter of time?interesting thought brought up a debate on G8. a concert is fine and

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1118608414163553622005-06-12T13:54:00.000+01:002005-06-12T21:33:34.230+01:00

after saying yesterday big brother was crap, I am enjoying the box task very much, probably my favourite task of all time.i have spent the whole weekend either drunk or hungover. it is amazing what a dick of myself i can make. good job i cant remember much.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1118484768106211972005-06-11T10:51:00.000+01:002005-06-11T11:12:48.110+01:00

ive been watching big bro 6 now for a couple of weeks and theres something wrong with this years show. im not quite sure what it is either that is making it such a poor inferior to last years portion.is it the people? dunno. i like kemal, derek, maxwell and saskia. i hate sam and science, anthonys a nobody and craig is ok. roberto is quite fiery and makosi was good but has gone off the boil. i

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1118357996807233472005-06-09T23:47:00.000+01:002005-06-10T00:13:36.976+01:00

get ur eyeballs round this btw lovin new greenday and white stripes singlesand grazia!!!!

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1118267878898589472005-06-08T21:21:00.000+01:002005-06-08T22:58:02.113+01:00

i really think i deserve some flowers. i mean i havent had any flowers for over eight years, and i think ive done really well recently. and i spied a bird with a nice bunch of reds on the escalator just as i was lamenting being flowerless, so it must be nearly my turn.ive had an idea that so far isnt exploited in the uk for what i want which is good. its just having the time to start it.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117923806778633702005-06-04T23:08:00.000+01:002005-06-05T00:55:06.650+01:00

bit of a mish-mash day today, started off by getting up ultra early for a saturday, even though i have been tired all week. typical. bit of tidying up here and there, some tinternet smurfin and home and away omnibus watchin until i realised my mates were coming round to help move me furniture again, and i was short of beverages. so a quick nip into town and i just happened to spy a pair of gold

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117834579516338332005-06-03T21:07:00.000+01:002005-06-03T22:36:19.600+01:00

thanks to everyone for their kind words, i think dr carter leaving and my cd tower trying to kill me had something to do with it. after today and red wine i feel better emotionally, if not physically. sore throats are b'stards.anyway ive been mulling this over for a while and i would like to tell you all a story. a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away i worked for a company where bad things

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117749221637067572005-06-02T22:17:00.000+01:002005-06-02T22:53:41.680+01:00

for myself. i have a really sore throat, bigs things to do on my own and had a huge disappointment this week. i think its just the fact everything is too up and down. and i am tired. and im on a diet so i am pining after lots of cheese. so all in all pretty hacked off.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117655942434336412005-06-01T20:58:00.000+01:002005-06-01T20:59:02.440+01:00

kind of have to get my ass in gear, and sometimes im more of a ditherer than u would expect. i really need to get hold of a builder/decorator who can come and do some minor aesthetic touch ups to chez minnow. i have to move large pieces of furniture and sack the current estate agents. the plan has had a rocket up its bum.im emailing lots of car manufacturers in the vain hope that one of them will

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117461619461732402005-05-30T13:46:00.000+01:002005-05-30T15:00:19.560+01:00

having a very non exciting bank holiday monday. im arranging tickets for the wireless festival in hyde park at the end of june which has a good line up of new order, moby, graham coxon etc. check out the artists herei think it maybe a good venue for boy shoppingi seem to be having a cursory affect on other bloggers. as soon as they appear on my 'roll then they have a haitus and blogoff. hopefully

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117401315749206462005-05-29T21:56:00.000+01:002005-05-29T22:15:15.766+01:00

im starting to think real life is all based around little britain. the woman in M&S (see below post) was 'computer says no' lady and i keep imagining all wheelchair people will get up and move their chair when they are stuck.just for the record i did say on friday night that kemal would win big brother. so far so good. and i said nadia last year...having finally been reunited with tinternet i

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117348352520697792005-05-29T07:03:00.000+01:002005-05-29T07:32:32.550+01:00

some times things are very madyesterday i was up early and incentivised to get things done. id done the washing up, put the tub on, put the rubbish out by ten. then i was out with a hunger to shop. i bought two tops the same colour so i could match with my new bag and some new towels for no reason apart from the fact they were cheap and my old ones minged. some old bint homeless woman came up and

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117189241364344402005-05-27T11:19:00.000+01:002005-05-27T11:20:41.370+01:00

finally finally. i came home last night and managed to install tinternet. all things going well I should be back to normal service this evening. it wouldnt let me sign into messenger which is a major bummer, but everything else was tickety boo.have started new breakfast phenomenon of bananas and custard. so goo i had two bowls this morning. this mornings crap service award goes to: M&S. only days

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1117023235111821492005-05-25T13:13:00.000+01:002005-05-25T13:13:55.116+01:00

ok well i have managed to search the internet a little from work to see if there are any alternative suppliers out there for unlimited dial-up at home, and of course there arent any. seems like they all require a BT line and I havent got one of those. so i am still limited as to what i can view on the world wide web and work is busy to, hence not much blog 'action'.ive also been a tad busy, i

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1116588637104796092005-05-20T12:29:00.000+01:002005-05-20T13:19:04.166+01:00

hi folksagain really sorry, i am reading all the blogs but cant comment on any of them as its banned from work.anyway as i have a two minute breather i thought i would give you some quick thoughts of the new star wars film, especially before col/ron/ray does.generally the movie is far superior to the previous two, but nowhere near as legendary as the original trilogy, even taking in ROTJ. this is

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1116085659997358522005-05-14T16:39:00.000+01:002005-05-14T16:47:40.020+01:00

life is, shall i say, a little trying at the minute.i have been without a bioler now for two weeks. it seems that the original engineer got the diagnosis wrong and the parts that the guy came this morning to fix (although techincally he couldnt do this as the parts that were orginally ordered are now 'missing') are not the right ones so he has to order some different ones. the fact i rang six

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1115561797397712082005-05-08T15:09:00.000+01:002005-05-08T15:16:37.416+01:00

good news: have new job.bad news: am busy with new job stuff all day. no chance of blogging. all comments unreadable and cant access lycos mail. boooo!!good news: have requested dial-up cd for home tinternet in the eveningsbad news: it hasnt arrived yet. i think someone is stealing my post as several items are missing and or late. however despite all being addressed to me at my home address

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1115118520096822152005-05-03T12:07:00.000+01:002005-05-03T12:08:40.096+01:00

am back. have new job. cant post much yet. will tell all soon. saw fat one from G4 in richmond yesterday. over and out.

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right last day of free tinternet, last day employed, its official im a free woman. i'm going to africa for a month on friday evening and no its not an april fool. i'll be back soon as i can, cant say when exactly but watch out.i'll leave you with the guide to surviving a 12 hour plane flightpreparation is key. you need to ensure you have everything you need, everything is switched off at home and

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1112127658848963162005-03-29T21:04:00.000+01:002005-03-29T21:22:57.223+01:00

continuing on a similar theme. ive had really bad eczema down the middle finger and the other one thats not the index or little one. ring finger? anyway what with stress and dairy and wheat and pollution and intergalatic superhighways its been hurting more than usual and developed a huge crack. [insert your own gag here]the cream ive bought to cure it is E45 with urea to stop the itching. but its

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1112015812155972652005-03-28T13:48:00.000+01:002005-03-28T14:16:52.156+01:00

today i had to wait until boots was open to complete my essential travel item shopping, seen as everywhere was closed yesterday causing major huffage chez min.for your first aid/ travelling kit you need:vaseline. its your friend. love it. it treats sun burn and chapped lipsdiarrhoea tablets. get quick action ones that sooth the stomach. you will need it.oral rehydration sachets. really good after

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111925709195297792005-03-27T13:00:00.000+01:002005-03-27T13:15:09.196+01:00

today ive been watching the highlights of the world skating championships, held this year in moscow. i love watching skating as to be able to do those jumps and turns on a thin blade of metal rushing over ice seems impossible to me, yet they do it with such ease. one couple really caught my eye, as he flung her high into the air for a quadruple twist before catching her again. absolutely

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111852285884794942005-03-26T15:24:00.000Z2005-03-26T15:51:25.886Z

i was compelled to get out of bed early (well before 9am on a holiday saturday) today. i had a few tasks to complete one of which was to get a fleecy top for the cooler nights by the camp fire on holiday. good job i could get one, in my size, in black for £2. good old primark. and two very cute tops (£2.50 each) that i'll just have to get a fiorelli bag to match.next chore was the food run. as

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111772148068020092005-03-25T16:21:00.000Z2005-03-25T17:35:48.066Z

last night i saw a bunch of people i havent seen for eight years. it was all very odd. im always amused when i wake up after a heavy night and my little trail of clothes show how pished i was. we had been at at 30th birthday party, something that i will have to get used to in the next few months. then we went to a members club bar. all a bit ott. nevermind it was good to see whos changed and whos

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111615349237005072005-03-23T21:26:00.000Z2005-03-23T22:02:29.236Z

I love my new lappy. once it becomes friends with my ipod i'll have my own little gorgeous family. only thing is i havent got xp or office, but i know a shining knight who will come to my rescue :)had to speak to da government today. i spoke to the inland revenue who seemed quite chirpy and pleasant. i wonder what pills they were given this morning. ive had a pretty good relationship with the tax

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111524841108348072005-03-22T20:26:00.000Z2005-03-22T20:54:01.110Z

today i went for part two of my 'career transition workshop'. basically how to look for jobs, write cvs and do interviews. all pretty handy stuff, a few hints and tips on how to answer difficult questions etc.the main thing was the people i had the workshop with. in a weird way it was like talking to four other commuters, something which in london is never done.the first guy is a payroll manager

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111438778088107442005-03-21T20:37:00.000Z2005-03-21T20:59:38.090Z

first of all a hello to mosher and tori, nice to see i have a) comments and b) new readers. made my weekwell its only a matter of days now till i can spill certain beans. in the interim i have many customer service issues of my own to sort out. good job im qualified in that department.theres always irony. seems that just after i finish visiting my customer in cork, ireland i find out that cillian

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111337913754496382005-03-20T13:25:00.000Z2005-03-20T16:58:33.756Z

a huuuge big up to lou lou. she recommended the snugpack sleeping bag which is a lightweight yet good performing bag that squishes down to a very small size. the forces use them and are eays to wash. according to the website there were two stockists in croydon. and as i can get the bus there easily i thought id pop over yesterday afternoon.so i source out the first stockist, which just happened

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111192550794063532005-03-19T00:09:00.000Z2005-03-19T00:35:50.796Z

i knew this was going to happen, and im not happy with the outcome. as far as im concerned yes i know ive been a twat in the past but this particular issue, ive played fair, ive been overly nice and ive not done anything antagonistic. however it simmered and now its been out for discussion and im upset.god at least ive been good this time......so today was my last day, i have so much to say but i

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1111107453493117282005-03-18T00:39:00.000Z2005-03-18T00:57:33.493Z

today i had my leaving party. i left early. i didnt feel great and to be honest the gang had been depleted by the excuse fairy. in one way i was glad that i wouldnt be doing the same old office piss up again, another way i was sad to know i wont see some of these people again.i want to laugh and cry at the same time. in some ways its 'the office' comedy show in one twisted real episode. i have

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110912556665975062005-03-15T18:19:00.001Z2005-03-15T18:49:16.666Z

so the bloggies are out... visit to the hospital maxillo-facial unit today. first the doctor/dentist was yum. if he had been a few inches taller then id have asked him out. i had to have a second opinion, but as it goes the wisdom teeth stay in unless they require antibiotics. oh and i got into study a course in conservation biology at manchester metropolitan university today :)

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110748798673014452005-03-13T18:42:00.000Z2005-03-13T21:19:58.673Z

another day another good win for the toon :)if anyone needs any clues i'd like either the man in white on the daz ad or the guy on the escalator in the loreal moisturiser for men ad. yum times two. heck why not both at once.busy week this week. tomorrow im off to cork, not forgetting to post my sisters birthday card and buying earrings at the airport, then flying back in on tuesday with my wisdom

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110658414201278042005-03-12T19:46:00.000Z2005-03-12T20:13:34.203Z

this news item caught my eye, so if youre next on an boat cruise watch out for an 800 pound shit shower when you go under a bridge. ive had a busy old week this week for a change, what with fighting for my rights, dealing with many customer issues (even tho i only have one customer left) and also fitting in house selling, job hunting, pc buying, partying and holiday organising. so today i have

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110492729792617722005-03-10T21:48:00.000Z2005-03-10T22:12:09.796Z

seems its all a bit quiet in the blog-ni-verse, but i guess even ive been busy so...its seems that newcastle are back on a winning streak, after trouncing olympiakos in their own back yard. yes another uefa match under the belt, only five to go. bring on the fa cup on sunday and lets see what spurs have to offer. i think someone maybe still be smarting after we beat liverpool last weekend tooo....

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110411007465177012005-03-09T23:16:00.000Z2005-03-09T23:30:07.466Z

christ my wardrobe is full and i like my clothes but i feel 99% of the time i suck fashion wise. ive been 'experimenting' with some new looks but generally its my belly that lets me down and out. ive fallen out of going shopping and i feel that i need a couple of items to help my cause. in the meantime i will be inkeeping with the other unfashionables that seem to haunt this city of style....ive

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110325449463981422005-03-08T23:08:00.000Z2005-03-08T23:44:09.466Z

one thing about living on my own, the toilet is always free. it is also just how you left it and lookin n smellin just how you like it.this does not apply to the work dunny. its a public convenience trying not to be one. its wrong, all over. the most annoying thing about the office loo is the revolving toilet paper dispenser. usually in the pub bogs, these dispensers are paperless, which is

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110232799983913712005-03-07T21:49:00.000Z2005-03-07T21:59:59.986Z

interesting article about the sky tv programme that is re-creating the court rooms scenes of the michael jacskon trial in a daily show. the hang over gang were just discussing whether the man portraying wacko was wearing prosthetics, but it seems not. if only mikey knew that a dab of white make-up, feltipping your nostrils and a wig would replicate his scary face he could have saved himself

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1110137579845341442005-03-06T19:07:00.000Z2005-03-06T19:32:59.846Z

this time of year is always busy, what with seven birthdays within three weeks. everyone gets a card related to their individual personalities. i dont like cards that havent had any thought put into them or arent related to the person specifcally.so far:z has a card with a girl getting a massage, as she has been doing a massage course in evening class,p usually gets a doggy card or a cute one.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1109936882793558072005-03-04T11:25:00.000Z2005-03-04T11:48:02.796Z

my nails seemed to have grown loads overnight. and its snowed properly again. very odd.went to momo's moroccan restaurant yesterday. i had a new food product, 'jerusalem cous cous', which was like little yellow pea balls. not that popular as very few websites, could only find this which describes it very well. needless to say i am suffering from the copious amounts or liquid refreshment that

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1109720333835672302005-03-01T23:27:00.000Z2005-03-01T23:38:53.836Z

i'm thinking about doing a lidl blog, so that i can let you know what products ive tried and tested. i also want to do a blog about the things that have happened at work, when ive left obviously. im going to send out my leaving do email tomorrow, which i decided to send to all the nice people at work. and i went to my careers interview today which was very helpful and good to know im at least

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1109633683450432152005-02-28T23:14:00.000Z2005-02-28T23:34:43.450Z

went 'back to the parents' this weekend. gner helpfully showed me billy bag are doing pink leather ipod cases. nice. my sister gave me some diamante hello kitty ear-rings. fabulous. my best word in scrabble was 'haiku'. tremendous.fashion spread in the sun showing all the latest great cheap stuff from primark/peacocks/new look. wow. and best of all my auntie really liked her present.always look

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1109275053026147842005-02-24T16:24:00.000Z2005-02-24T19:57:33.026Z

i think lidl is the way forward. it requires more walking and im warming to the array of european fare. and of course some oldies but goodies like fig rolls (open ended, v important).and i love the marketing. i mean i bought some 'mini bake lites' which had the tag line of 'snacky and cracky', which they were. the picture of a girl giving a bloke a kiss on the cheek whilst another girl looked on

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1109200023362527452005-02-23T20:48:00.000Z2005-02-23T23:07:03.363Z

so eammon is leaving GMTV. wonder if hes copying me. since ri:se died, the void had to be filled by GMTV, which most of the time is filled with daily mail type papp, along the lines of what food is bad for you (all foods) and stories of puppies saving lives or children dying of rare diseases etc along with westlife and david blaine.well fattie eammon, so long.i love watching the 'elimination'

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1109026521143300882005-02-21T22:37:00.000Z2005-02-21T22:55:21.143Z

people power won today, when the northern line was suspended. at stockwell station which serves both the northern and victoria lines, passengers were left bewildered when the victoria line trains were then prevented from opening their doors at stockwell, due to 'over crowding'. This is because with less than fifteen people in the station, overcrowding was not a problem. (however when a really

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1108922358330707082005-02-20T16:59:00.000Z2005-02-20T18:06:42.106Z

yesterday i volunteered at hackney city farm. it has cows, sheep, pigs, bunnies, geese, ducks, hens, a turkey and cockrels. obviously some of the group hadnt seen a pig before, and yes they do get pretty big, that should be no surprise. so the first half was spent shovelling rubble into bags.it was a nice spring morning, very bright but also very cold. somehow i felt that doing such physical

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1108678543772040602005-02-17T22:04:00.000Z2005-02-17T22:15:43.773Z

watched a programme the other day bout planes. it started off really interestingly about the stealth bombers and then moved onto harrier jump jets. i always wondered how they 'worked' and didnt realise its the thrust which is directed downwards for vertical lift, if only for a max of 90 seconds. and it doesnt do sub sonic speed, but the next version will...then they showed the B2 bombers and the

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1108596774571838442005-02-16T22:44:00.000Z2005-02-16T23:32:54.573Z

bit of a bum day today, the plan seems to be going off the rails a tad and im unsure of what to do next. i know i have to sort out some more things, make some calls, get more figures and decisions. i 'moved forward' today re: mobile phones. i road tested the 7270 and the 7280. the 7270 had a great screen, better camera than current 7250i and wanst too bulky. the 7280, otherwise known as the '

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1108416652227619422005-02-14T20:43:00.000Z2005-02-14T21:30:52.230Z

ah half term week, the week when only the childless or parents with kids form hell visit the office. i honestly think that there is around 80% less traffic just because its not the school run. i love these parents that are sooo concerned about their childs education but dont mind damaging their lungs and encouraging their laziness.im currently in the market for some new toys. so far i think i am

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1108381695734238252005-02-14T11:42:00.000Z2005-02-14T11:48:15.736Z

hi sorry for the interruption but blogger ate my post on thursday and i locked myself out of my dial-up connection on saturday morning and IT only do mon-fri. grrr. normal service resumed.i forgot to mention that on the way to the terminal for my madrid flight, i saw the couple who i sat next to on the flight back from ireland the other day get off my tube and go up the escalators in front of me.

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1107986448647000612005-02-09T19:21:00.000Z2005-02-09T22:00:48.646Z

madrid part 2 the simpsons in spanish is very funny, esepcially as principal skinner sounds exactly the same and flanders sounds just as straight, wimpy and religious. anyways i venture out onto the streets of madrid and the heavens open with hailstones, the weather is always poo in february. i run into el cortes ingles and am disppointed by the lime green fashion and lack of mandarina duck on

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1107903470634853392005-02-08T22:41:00.000Z2005-02-08T22:57:50.633Z

i dont normally do this..... Madrid part 1. i have an inbuilt clock that ensures if i need to be up for something then i wake about an hour/ two hours early and then cant get back to sleep properly. so i'm awake at 4.30, up at 5.30. i have plenty of time and make it to heathrow terminal one ahead of schedule, no delays and feeling very relaxed. i do a quick shop in 'duty free' where they were

lilgreenmonstanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6032515.post-1107559159538561852005-02-04T22:09:00.000Z2005-02-04T23:19:19.540Z

one kilo. could be significant. i will investigate tomorrow for further information, the weight v price argument becoming relevant. but it has to be stylish too. yes i'm going light lappy shopping!!! in the interim sleep sleep and more sleep, i love the weekends!!! ive seen something of great amusement tonight, if i could pull it off it would be very convenient. hmm. oh yeah and tv phone ins

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